Silly me - why did I never think of moving out of a 2nd floor apartment at 11:30pm on the last day of my lease? Surely that is the most convenient and considerate time to vacate your abode, up and down flights of wooden stairs. Thanks for the tip, neighbors!
And to think - doing your laundry at 2:30am on a Tuesday while having a shouting match was such fun! Ha ha, how ribald and free! The perfect way to share your deepest, heartfelt problems with the sleeping apartment dwellers resting on the floor above! Oh, how I shall miss your delightful antics.
Now, please remove your empty futon frame, terrible stump "sculpture" and your broken trampoline pieces from my gardening space. As much as they are attractively arranged to block the fire exit route, I don't think Martha Stewart would approve. Mmmmmkay?
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